Re: Lucky Shirt
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You need to be careful with lucky shirts, not all of them work alone you may need to accessorize. I find they work best in combination with the right underwear and how I tie my shoes. Once you find the winning combination it's important to always do things the same way. When do you put your shirt on? When do you put your shoes on? Do you tie them the same way? Did you wash your underwear after the last game your team won? That's usually frowned upon and can be a big problem as it probably drained all the "good luck" out of the shirt which is now only filled with "no luck" and is probably only a game or two away from "bad luck" (at 6-0 you may already be there).
To cleanse the shirt you need two things 1 a dead cat and 2 some Latin. Finding a dead cat is usually the hard part, check along your back roads and dumpsters, or ask a neighbor if you can shoot one of theirs. Once you have the dead cat, swing it over your head three times, make sure your wearing the shirt, dirty underwear and shoes are tied properly, and repeat these words in Latin: "exiticus badicus luckiness returnicus goodicus luckiness". You'll need to do this at the exact same time every day for a week, because you don't know what day of the week your team may play. After this you should be good to go and cheer your team on to victory after victory!
It's important to follow these instructions to there fullest as your team is wanting to win, but because of your inadvertent and honest mistake they can't and may end up in the cellar. Is that what you want? I did't think so, now go find that cat.
P.S. Stay away from crystals, pyramids, dream catchers and essential oils. Good luck (6-0 your team needs it)
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